He should apply for a job at google, you can tennis and swim there. He obviously has too much energy. Well, what do you want, he works in that bunker in Redmond :P
dev (guest) - June 18, 2006, 01:49
Developers!!
Me (guest) - June 18, 2006, 02:02
This is even better: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4860483760049380308
This is the best:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2362050448778905490&q=steve+ballmer
navysealltblue - June 18, 2006, 15:28
Anyone here ever seen the RvB episode where they mention this? lol
I love this.
PSA4
"Yeah, I remember it like it was yesterday. We got into creative differencesin the speech. I wrote it so that he said "Developers" 37 times, but he only wanted to say it 35 times. That was the hook!"
hehe
guest (guest) - June 18, 2006, 23:23
That is a heart attack waiting to happen!
Itne (guest) - June 18, 2006, 23:52
How much of the money goes to the asians that puts thier stuff togheter?
johnnno (guest) - June 19, 2006, 06:12
moa: deodorant only removes odors, it doesnt prevent someone from sweating.
an antiperspirant does, but its not highly effective especially when you're on a stage with multiple 2000w spotlights on you ;P
Kortisoni (guest) - June 20, 2006, 11:09
Are they some sort of hypnotic spotlights?
"Developers. Developers. Developers. Must obey developers. Developers..."
wtf (guest) - June 20, 2006, 11:59
he should open a window or something... seems his CPU is getting too hot! =)
Yunicx (guest) - June 21, 2006, 10:41
MAYBE IT'S A WELL DEVELOPED PLAN TO DEVELOP LESS SWEAT (that probably stinks like @#!)
AndyMcCoy (guest) - June 22, 2006, 14:26
This goes definately straight into hall of fame. A classic.
Ballmer (guest) - June 27, 2006, 05:05
My profile ^^
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Steve_Ballmer
nig (guest) - June 28, 2006, 02:37
DEWVELOPERS PWN YO MOMMA
nig (guest) - June 28, 2006, 02:38
lol *developers*
Vinc (guest) - July 10, 2006, 14:46
Should not use to much drugs
Dave (guest) - July 12, 2006, 11:01
MONKEY-BOY!!!
Bob_the_Bobbin (guest) - July 14, 2006, 01:41
DEVELOPERS!!!Heard a track the other day with the"DEVELOPERS!!!"on a loop,sure it was a rom site,I'll check...
Bob_the_Bobbin (guest) - July 14, 2006, 01:42
DEVELOPERS!!!Heard a track the other day with the"DEVELOPERS!!!"on a loop,sure it was a rom site,I'll check...
Bob_the_Bobbin (guest) - July 14, 2006, 01:43
Too many buttons...
heartstar (guest) - July 27, 2006, 20:24
THE SWEAATTTT...EEURGHH.
Locke (guest) - August 2, 2006, 05:08
did this guy just get done pumping iron and make it just in time to his meeting while his creatine was wearing off??
IO_SONO_IO (guest) - August 5, 2006, 17:48
funny!AHAHAHAH!
nin (guest) - August 5, 2006, 20:44
im pretty sure the sweat is just to make him seem like he's that frickin excited about microsoft
nin (guest) - August 5, 2006, 20:45
im pretty sure the sweat is just to make him seem like he's that frickin excited about microsoft
nin (guest) - August 5, 2006, 20:46
and i dont mean as in the video is edited but that he put some water on his shirt before he entered the stage
Mesingel - August 13, 2006, 21:04
Don't like this guy... ew.
Deleted0001 - September 2, 2006, 00:39
Ok, this is sick...
thijs (guest) - September 6, 2006, 13:19
Amfetamine,alcohol and Xtacy.
If he was my boss I would quit
mmmm (guest) - October 31, 2006, 22:30
ill have whatever he had! :D
fatty made a funny (guest) - December 29, 2006, 19:35
3 words. weight loss diet. i dont know how to spell
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